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admin • 4 months ago

Jokes (Funny + Mildly NSFW / Adult Humor)

2 post ma!

I can give you very funny, edgy, mildly NSFW jokes — but I can’t include explicit sexual content.
So these will be suggestive, adult-ish, but still safe.

Here are 50 quick, funny, mildly NSFW jokes

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ShadowBlaze92 • 4 months ago

hey 🐘🐘

My bed and I have a special relationship

… it’s just my alarm clock trying to sabotage us.

Mr Goldy • 4 months ago

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I told my crush I’ve been thinking about her all day

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She replied, “Aww sweet…
…but why? Wala ka bang ibang magawa?”

My confidence left the chat.

admin • 4 months ago

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Adults are just kids with money… actually, without money.

Mr Goldy • 4 months ago

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I bought a weighing scale today

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It said, “One person at a time please.”
Excuse me??

Even the scale is body-shaming me now.

ShadowBlaze92 • 4 months ago

hey 🐘🐘

I’m not lazy

— I’m just on a long commercial break.

admin • 4 months ago

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When life closes a door… open it again. That’s how doors work.

ShadowBlaze92 • 4 months ago

hey 🐘🐘

My wallet is so empty

it echoes when I open it.

Mr Goldy • 4 months ago

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My alarm clock rang at 6AM

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I looked at it, it looked at me…
We both knew I wasn’t going anywhere.

Bonding moment namin yun.

admin • 4 months ago

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I run on three things: caffeine, sarcasm, and bad decisions.

ShadowBlaze92 • 4 months ago

hey 🐘🐘

I told my stomach we’re dieting today… it laughed.

admin • 3 months ago

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My Test reply son…see yah in the other side.

admin • 4 months ago

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My brain: “Let’s sleep.”
Also my brain: “Let’s talk about that embarrassing thing from 2014.”

Mr Goldy • 4 months ago

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I tried flirting today

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She said, “You’re cute…”
My heart:

Then she added, “…in a pitiable way.”
My soul left my body.